It's-a us, the splinter experts!
We've got a splinter in the pizza, and we're not afraid to get a little messy.
But don't worry, we'll have it out in no time with our trusty Antidote 1000!
Or, you know, we could just get some bacon.
Or maybe just ignore it and watch it disappear.
But let's be real, we're professionals. We'll get this splinter outta here!